Me: Have you seen a half of my cookie?
He: What cookie?
Me: I ate half of a cookie and kept the other half for my journey to Mordor. Wrapped in a tissue. It's elven cookie. You only need to eat very little and it will give you enough energy.
He: I guess now you will be eaten by orcs.
Me: Where's the other half of the cookie? *search everywhere*
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He: I threw it out.
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