Windows-how to write batch file

I feel stupid right about now. I am not interested and I don't want to learn.

http://www.robvanderwoude.com/bht.html

I'll just use cygwin.

Oh wait. I found exactly what I need: http://www.cknow.com/tutorcom/dos08_dealwithfiles.htm

And some misc batch scripts by some misc person: http://www.geocities.com/~budallen/batfiles.html